THE DREAM I was with Marline (who has a learning disorder) in the kitchen. She showed me her genitals. But instead of having female genitals she had male genitals. She then started to insert her penis into a food blender. I was thinking I could tell Fliss (who is her carer) as she was a danger to herself. I felt a bit devious in doing this.

THE REALITY The dreamer was attracted to Marline's carer. He was very keen to talk to her. Marline often exhibited extremely strange behaviour.

THE INTERPRETATION If the dream features someone the dreamer is attracted to then its possible that the dream is about that person. This dream concentrates on the bizarre behaviour of a person with a learning disability but the dream was not about that person it was about that persons carer (who the dreamer was attracted to).

People think that dreams are strange and unbelievable and they see how they link to reality. In this case the dream features a girl who has a penis and inserts it into a food blender. That's weird by anyone's standards. But think about it - the dreamer wants to talk to this woman he is attracted to. If you think about it the dream perfectly depicts this thought - "I really want to talk to Fliss. Maybe I could make up some bizarre story about Marline (she is really weird and is always doing strange things) and then I could talk to Fliss and pretend I was showing concern."

This was a relationship dream - here are some other dreams of the same kind

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